FF Notes

ANTI-BIOTICS = ANYBODYS


One afternoon, just any other afternoon, Pig was too cramped in his tighty, unable to relax and feel comfortable at all.

But unlike every other afternoon, Piggy decided that this isn't anyway for a Pig to live and that he was going to do something about it.

So he began kicking at the back of his tighty WHAT MATERIAL WOULD IT BE MADE OF in order to create some space behind him. When his legs tired, he rocked back and forth in order to slam his shoulders against the sides of his tighty in order to create space on each of his sides.

It wasn't long before one of the Two Legs was on the scene holding his zapper, a long pole with a vicious shock on the end, CONFIRM meant to subdue the raucous pig.

Now this Pig had never been touched by the zapper so he had no real reason to fear it, but he has seen many of his brothers and sisters touched with it and they would always squeal in horrible pain.

The Two Legs leans in closer with his zapping pole, but the Pig leans forward then quickly pushes back with all his new-found strength and proceeds to kick the back door of the tighty off its hinges, right into the knees of the Two Leg.

Two Leg falls back and loses control of his zapper, and it falls out of his hand, striking his knee, sending the Two Leg screaming in pain and fall backwards on his behind.

Animals don't laugh, so the response that followed from all the Pigs who witnessed what happened to Two Legs certainly can't be described as laughter, but it was the same type of pleasurable sound emitted as when his brothers and sisters are feeding or making love.